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Column: A note of thanks to the unvaccinated, from a very happy coronavirus

Column: A note of thanks to the unvaccinated, from a very
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Seriously, though, we in the coronavirus community cannot fully express our gratitude. Every time one of us infects a new person, we deliver a short, Oscar-esque speech like this: “First I’d like to thank my SARS-CoV-2 lineage for making me the submicroscopic infectious agent I am today. But most of all, I’d like to thank this host right here for refusing a safe, readily available and wildly effective vaccine that would’ve ended me. It’s because of you, ya big lug, that I am here today, latching my spiky surface proteins to receptors on your healthy cells. Next stop is the ER, baby! FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!”

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